Imagine one day a poor man finally climbed out of the sewer where he had spent most of his time, starving to death. Passing by a bakery, he desperately stared at the desserts and cakes in the glass counter. Then without a sencond thought, he picked up a stone and flung it at the counter. Next minute, he was on the street, ready to taste the dessert with anticipation. But guess what? When his tongue got a touch of the cake, he was too mad to go on with the delicacy. WHY??
Becasue this poor guy even less lucky than Lemony Snicket found that the desserts he stole were all made of towels!