译文:
The Least 99 Moral Bottom Lines For Man
1. It's better to give up smoking.Somking may help you attract certain girls, but no smoking will never bring you trouble. There are many ways to express manliness,and it is not necessary to scarifice health.
2. Set goals for yourself. Maybe your are born poor compared with others, but after one year, two years…five years’ hard work, sometimes you can change 70% of your destiny. To make the badness worse, you will have to be in coward’s side.
3. Apearence is usually the first consideration when hunting for a girlfriend, while it is never too late to make up your mind after realizing her moral character.
4. Don't focus on penny. Many men after getting work regret treating their girlfriends not well enough before. Remember your important days and the talks between you two. Girls are much more sensitive, so that way above can leastwise prove your attention upon her.
5. Love her, but not be scared of her. She is your sweet heart as well as friend, and what she desires is not a pet. Otherwise, your love will not last long.
6. Take her to hospital when she is sick; find a less crowded place and hug her if she is scared; drop your self-prestige and help her queue for registration. The people around will just admire her and speak no gossip.
7. Don’t twist your two personal lives together. Keeping distance is the love’s longevity medicine. Don’t be jealous in most cases. Everybody has some friends of opposite sex. Be jealous at the right time and make her known.
8. Be kind to her friends. Even the blighters for her, you have no right to malign anyone. What you should do is just listen to her confiding. Sometimes she needs more to rely on, even you two are still students.
9. Don't ask for her past story. She will tell you completely when it comes to the right time. If she wants to meet the ex-boyfriend, please let go. Because even if you don't, she still will go. So why not behave magnanimously? But make she know that you are really depressed.
10. Cherish your close friend, and don't change about. As everyone needs a stable life. Even though somebody is much more beautiful than your girlfriend and she tries to be near you and gives you hint, please tell her seriously that you have got girlfriend already!
11. When she begins to take care of your life and your money, and chatters for you. Please take it easy, it is just because she has given herself to you and is afraid of losing you.
12. Bring her to the places you used to go to. She will be very happy. And she will find you the first time when you are in gloomy mood.
13. When jangle happens between you two, please don't turn off your mobile phone, or roam with other friends of opposite sex. Otherwise, you will make the contradiction even acute.
14. Send her strawberry cake for her birthday. The cake shall not be extremely big but delicate enough. Put her special nickname between you on the cake. And buy another big one for she and her friends.
15. When you are hand in hand, no matter how sweaty your hand is, please never let go.
16. Introduce her to your best friends, including opposite sex.
17. Don't make her give you a call, she still need to be taken much account.
18. Make your dress match her grade as necessary as possible. Even if you want to improve your grade, please bring her together.
19. Don't peep her privacy, or guess. It is lot that make you meet or depart.
20. When your love is over, please don't drink down, as vomit will make you even more terrible. If you have drunken, please don't jump for tea, for tea can't detoxicate alcohol but hurts your kidney.
21. Don't indulge in thinking how to become reconciled. You still have many problems to deal with from then on. The real society is tough. Love can't be live on, and poor spouse often generate all downfalls. Don't believe the beautiful stories on screen, where it is only a place for many strangers to stir affections.
22. After saying “Goodbye” to each other, the grief shall not last too long, because this period is the optional chance to study and work.
23. If you really can't stand loneliness, please wait at least over half a year, or you not only deny her but also negate yourself.
24. When she no longer loves you, no matter how terribly you miss her, you should not call her. Because somebody will remember the first, while some others will only remember the last.
25. Do cultivate a confidant among your good friends. Don't take for granted that you are smooth and slick, with friends everywhere. Please believe me, , there is only one friend is true finally.
26. If her departure is a great blow for you, please change a haircut with a remarkable design, which refresh you a new look.
27. Don't interrupt her life. If you do, she will feel she misread you , and you will also despise yourself.
28. When you meet on street by accident, please smile to her, leaving the smile to the one who hurt you deeply.
29. Tell the people who know you that the love between you and she is over, to avoid their report to you about who they would meet.
30. Don't believe constellation sign, which is just kid's play. You are the administrator of your fortune, and you can't expect a house or car just by waiting.
31. It is better that your friends are based in your centre and handful other connections are allowed. Make sure that don't form your friend circle into wind tight multilateral mode.
32. Avoiding contacting with people who you dislike, but don't speak ill of somebody in backside. The one who talk gossip must be not a good guy. So just remember the saying that “Talk more and lose all.”
33. In your friend circle, you are usually modest. Please pay attention and put forward your ideas properly. Otherwise, don't focus on litter things.
34. Make good impression for your teachers or leaders. They won't give you a hard push when you go to the bowwows. On the contrary, they will lend you a hand. In sociality, principle is drop-stop stock and temporal is potential stock.
35. Play games as little as possible. This (China) is not like Korea, so you can't get houses, cars or women by playing games. Then moment when you enter college means you begin to enter society, which is like a marathon game. A block falling from the sky in Beijing even can tamp almost 8 graduate students. So it is time for you think about your future plans.
36. Try your best to your extreme effort. What you desire is success but not failure. Consequently, you should build up self-confidence first when facing difficulty. This would be the most useful thing except your love's encouragement.
37. Clean up your desk and bookcase regularly. Nice mental conditions will make you succeed much easier.
38. Try to learn English well. Don't care the others' negative opinions. Either they are no more young, or they have passed CET6 and prepared for TOEFL. These people's views are just pretentious nonsense. Even if you don't get a certificate, you still need to learn well.
39. If you have no enthusiasm for your major and the prospect is not promising, please change another one. Nowadays, more and more people focus on money-making.
40. Be aware of your future career. Night chatting in the dorm actually helps you kill time. But in the still of night, please ask yourself: your future plans and your directions.
41. Read some fashion magazines now and then. Your girl friend or opposite sex friend will benefit from what you have read.
42. Try not to see too much pornographic films. Normal man, even single, will not be infatuated with fleshliness every day. After each self-abuse, much zinc element will be drained from your body, and this element has compact connections with your brain activities.
43. Insist on doing exercise. Push-up can forge your pectoral and abdominal muscles. Please remember that “swim ring” is the luxury that belong to only successful men.
44. Drink a cup of water each morning. This way will prevent gall stone. Please don't drink water one hour before going to bed, or you will have early pouch.
46.When your fresh workmates or friend invites you, don't take it for granted. You should know that courtesy demands reciprocity, or you will get a bad reputation. Many stories are just heard from college or company.
47. Don't touch the girl who has had a boyfriend. Even if you want to try one night stand, you should get prepare for the results, for sometimes you will get yourself badly battered.
48. Don't touch your friend's girlfriend, no matter his current or formal one, just think about the same result above. You should know that man controlling himself is just like managing a company, which needs establish brand culture. Anybody confused about this can take yourself on assumption of the victim, and then send message to me for further discussion.
49. Don't touch the women who can love any men. In most cases, these women usually don't know what they want. I suppose there would be no man willing to share his love with other grown-up males.
50. Don't touch the brainless, depraved and sluggish women. Even if you are rich and have enough money, you will still get rid of such life. Moreover, they are not all beauties, so you may have aesthetic fatigue sometimes.
51.Never change your own minds with surroundings. I know it is hard to make it. But you must take this lesson to be a success.
52. Don't spend all your idle time in certain bars. Please read some literary works, and learn some management flow, management instrumentation, international current events and law knowledge, which will provide you various topics in any party.
53. See your teachers of Alma Mater annually. You will realize their nobleness when you enter society. They are great people. Learn to be grateful.
54. Help your parents with housework when you back home. Accompany them for go shopping, buying vegetable and cooking. Send each one a suit of down and feather garment down wear. They have not so much wishes, but they need your recognition. Chinese parents often suffer a lot and the children are the most happiest.( Not including divorce family)
56. Tell her your favorite underwear, or go to by it with her when the shop is to be closed.
57. When you want make sex with her, please remember to wear condom. If you feel not comfortable, you just make it by yourself. If you still can't resist touching her, you can pour cool water to your body. Everybody should know that abortion is really terrible for women.
58. Be righteous as well as rational. It will be much heart-broken for your parents to lose their dear son. But when you meet gangster, please be brave and stand in front of your girlfriend. Saying aloud will motivate your encouragement immediately.
59. Don't be innocent before her. Many girls don't like this, unless they ask for.
60. Have a chewing gum before you kiss her. Close your eyes when kissing. And tell her how much you love her after opening your eyes.
61. Respect each person, including the shoe cleaner, newspaper seller, dustman, etc.
62. Say: “ Hello, who's that speaking please?”, when you get a stager's call.
63. When you are to lose your temper, please try to calm down. If you can't, stay in the toilet for half an hour or stand in a upper elevation place for half an hour.
64. If your girl tries to cross you, you'd better keep silent. If it is inevitable, you can also give her feedback. As quarrel is still the best way for knowing each other, you can get the very answer respectively here. But don't use dirty word, or indicate each other's relatives. Finally, try best to get compromise, which would be an effective way for some problems. And don't leave the problem till tomorrow.
65. Bring her a pleasant surprise with gift when you back from business trip.
66. Put some loose change in her pocket, and put 100RMB in her unwonted pocket.
67. Respect the old and care for the young. You will feel greatly happy when you help somebody.
68. When go shopping in the market, you can beat down three forth of the price. Nowadays, a half off is not the reasonable way.
69. If possible, leave your opponent a leeway. Money is not the most important. In this world, there is no natural enemy.
70. Never forget where your happiness comes from. Always be a man of good judgment. Even if you don't get significant achievement, you can still live a well-off life.
71. Learn a song for her. If possible, sing it to her on your wedding in front of everybody.
72. When you decide to do something, it is unnecessary to tell the others before you succeed. Then you can share the happiness with them when you are really successful.
73. Go to the temple to pray for your family. And speak to your conscience that you still love them even your are away.
74. Learn to watch closely the others mood. Don't be swayed by personal feelings, or you will get unnecessary trouble.
75. Enjoy loneliness. Globe will never stop turning for only you. Maybe she will appear later. Then, before that, you should learn to arrange your time properly and make yourself outstanding.
76. When your former love calls you in midnight, you can answer it if you still love her, but if not, please turn off your phone. ( Not including that you don't hear the call)
77. If you still love her, don't go to the obscure place for a date in the night, for something unexceptional will make you regret for whole life.
78. Don't bring anything of company to your home, even for some petty advantage. Before you become the manager, you have to right to condemn the others.
79. Explore your another feeling catharsis function, which is to listen.
80. Don't coordinate with your friends for doing business, or establishing company. That will bring you endless trouble. If you want to save load and risk, you can get strangers for business.
81. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. Or day by day, year by year, until you are 60 years old, you would tell your grandson that you will graduate next year.
82. Appreciate the people who loved you before. If she send message for congratulations, do reply her.
83. When it comes to quarrel between you and your friend, you needn't surrender each time. Everyone has the right to stick to himself or herself. Please tell them what in your mind and what you insist. It does not matter. You will become good friends again in less than two days.
84.Just say what you should say. Don't talk everything even to your friends. Don't compare your girlfriend with the old one. Nobody can stand that.
85. Manage your hair, nail and mustache. Society is a captious accepter. We don't need too many artists in this planet, so you don't take the risk. Even if you look good in long hair, please try to leave others a clean impression.
86. Playing card is not indispensable for young men. Unless your work requires, it is not necessary to form such a habit. When you see your girlfriend sit cathecticly beside the one-arm bandit and shout for some card, what will you think about?
87. Write summery for each term and study carefully in each class. Work hard and make progress every day. What you have learned will be powerful weapon later. Opportunity often appears with trouble-like look, so only the one well prepared will seize it, same for working people.
88. Don't just talk national events all day. Try to change what you can change and accept what you can't.
89. Spend your birthday with your mother for once, for that is her suffering day. Don't spend it with same fellows each year. Finally, only she is dedicated to you.
90. Decrease the time for surfing internet since you have a mobile phone to contact with others easily. Even though you surf for reading news or articles, it will still waste you a lot time.
91. Don't think you are man, and man needs no upkeep. At least, you should have a regular diet. Eat more tomatoes, sea food, leek and bananas, which are good for male health. If you can't see the value, I can tell you. At least you can use the money saved from medicine to buy her another box of DIOR.
92. Be kind to puppy. You will have offspring one day. So this shall cultivate your affection but not stand for recreance.
93. If you want try to enter the official exam, please get well prepared. Try to search for useful relations, even though it is not definitely valid.
94. Be independent and hard-working. And avoid relying on others. Human being is selfish, so only you are the one you can depend on in any case.
95.If she begins to snub you and be indifferent after several years. Please let go. Since your can't bring her happiness, you should give her freedom.
96. If you want to say goodbye to her, please do that after the exam, since everybody is vulnerable.
97. When she buys you present, you may feel happy. But don't consider it everything. Life is just like business. Somebody deals in sentiment, some in benefit, some in happiness, and some in conspiracy.
98. Don't care too much in face of failure. A true man created by God often needs experience certain ups and downs, twists and turns. So you should try to learn your lesson, and change your bad habits. It is normal for a man in twenties owns no money, but in thirties, it would be doomed.
99. Learn to smile. Smile is quite helpful in many occasions. You must first own healthy teeth to make your smile charming. The ways for keeping healthy teeth are as following:
1. Brush your teeth each time after breakfast and supper. 2. See the dentist once each year. 3. Don't care other people's business.