你不会一无所有

读者: 1799    发布时间: 2007

原文: You Ain't Getting Nothing!

A spoof on a realistic situation .Although life has its battles, sometimes we need comedy in every day drama.

Alimony! Hell no! Any guys out there no the definition? I can’t see paying money for busting your hump for years and years while your spouse sits on their butt. Yes women I understand you cook, you clean and take care of the kids. An equally, if not harder job, but here are the facts. I bust my hump through the good and bad of my stressful and exhausting job.

I get paid nada to only to come home to yelling, screaming, and my kids hanging all over me non stop. But don’t get me wrong I love my kids, but your day ends when I get home, and after working all day I have a responsibility to be a parent to my kid.... I love it! seriously. But why should I pay you for being home.

I pay everything and your lawyer says your uses to this life style so you need the money...crap! That’s what it is plain old smelly, lazy crap...go work in the real world instead of watching the TV. and see how far you get. And then take care of the kids. Tired yet? That’s what I though! Alimony should be in the dictionary for fat, lazy, good for nothing, lump on the couch, eaten ho hoes and watching cooking shows. I'll pay for the kids. No in fact I'll take the kids. but no you only want them for child support rightfully yours and alimony.....So you can sit and find a boyfriend later in life to take care of your kids and still collect that damn alimony.......Ha, Ha........hello Tahiti....find me now!

译文: 你不会一无所有

 
现实的欺骗, 即使生活中有战斗, 但是有时候我们也需要生活中有喜剧上演.
 
该死的赡养费,离婚的人对此没有概念性的认识? 我不理解你年复一年的辛勤劳累而你的配偶却在一旁悠然自得.是的,我明白你作为女人为子女做饭,打扫清洁和照顾他们的艰辛. 同样地,如果没有这些艰苦的工作, 哪来的事实? 我也通过好的坏的充满压力和令人疲惫的工作而劳累.  
 
我拿到钱之后回家不是为了听到叫喊,吵闹和我的孩子围着我不停地闹。但是别错误地以为我不爱孩子,我一到家你的日子就结束了,在工作了整整一天后我还得照顾孩子,我喜欢这样,真的,但是为什么我付你钱让你待在家里?
 
我付钱给所有的东西,你的律师说你习惯了这样的生活方式所以你需要钱。废话!正是这些简单的,老套的,令人作呕的,懒惰的废话解释了为什么工作代替了看电视。明白你所得的有多过分么?照顾孩子,又累了?那正是我所想的。字典里所解释的赡养费就是肥胖,懒惰,一无是处,蜷缩在沙发上,吃零食看烹饪节目。我为孩子的一切付费。事实上我还照顾孩子,你所想的只是要孩子照顾你还有赡养费。因此你往后的生活中依然可以找个男朋友照顾你的孩子而你还可以收到赡养费。哈哈,你好,塔希提岛, 来找我吧!