话说某天一个倒霉汉终于从呆了几天的下水道中爬出来了，饥肠辘辘。走过一家蛋糕店时眼巴巴地望着玻璃柜台中的糕点，想都没想就趁着老板不注意时，拿了一块大石头“啪”地将柜台打破，偷走了糕点。但是，当他把糕点放进嘴里的时候，却一下子气昏了。为什么呢？
因为这个比《疯狂的石头》里那个小毛贼还倒霉的老兄，偷的糕点都是毛巾做的
译文:
unedible delicacy
Imagine one day a poor man finally climbed out of the sewer where he had spent most of his time, starving to death. Passing by a bakery, he desperately stared at the desserts and cakes in the glass counter. Then without a sencond thought, he picked up a stone and flung it at the counter. Next minute, he was on the street, ready to taste the dessert with anticipation. But guess what? When his tongue got a touch of the cake, he was too mad to go on with the delicacy. WHY??
Becasue this poor guy even less lucky than Lemony Snicket found that the desserts he stole were all made of towels!